#246

That reminds me of why do husbands die before their wives…

Because they want to

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#247

Randy Newman-
" Last night I had a dream
You were in it and I was in it with you

And everyone that you know
And everyone that I know was in that dream
I saw a vampire, I saw a ghost
You know, everybody scared me, but you scared me the most"

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#248

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#249

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#250

The effects of different chemicals on spiders.

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#251

This post might be best here in the humor section of the site:

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#252

The next big longevity drink trend?

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#253

The latest muscle enhancement machine from France.

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#254

You can see what it’s been optimized for :wink:

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#255

This centenarian living near me has figured it all out. Just as with Rapamycin and Acarbose, the correct dosing and timing of such combinations is the key. Daily half a large bottle of 45 to 56% strong liqueur and cigarettes in the morning, no statins. The Chinese social media are aghast about one detail. She likes to drink cold rather than warm water, yet still got to 101 years old. Amazing.

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#256

Successful off-label use of a medication.

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#257

“May my husband rest in peace till I get there.”

— Dame Edna Everage

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#258

When you hit 40 years old.

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#259

Hahaha 40’s… really?

Must be that newly announced research that we age drastically in spikes at 40 and 60 years.

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#260

*"One out of four people is mentally unbalanced.

Think of your three best friends. If they seem all right then you’re the one."*

— Slappy White

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#261

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#262

It seems it may be the year of this type of “red light therapy”…

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#264

Only one day left to live.

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#265

Never heard of the guy but I just watched a couple of his instas… he’s funny… ty :slight_smile:

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#266

Meanwhile… In the local neighborhoods…

Crosswalk buttons along the mid-Peninsula appear to have been hacked, so that when pressed, voices professing to be Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk begin speaking

In one video, taken on Saturday morning at the corner of Arguello Street, Broadway and Marshall Street in Redwood City, a voice claiming to be Zuckerberg says that “it’s normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcefully insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience. And I just want to assure you, you don’t need to worry because there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.”

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