Beth
#152
That doesn’t seem possible!!! If I tried that, there would definitely be cranial damage on the first spin around
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Maybe we can use this technique to go vegetarian…
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Happy Halloween, folks! (Almost)
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ng0rge
#157
I was feeling a little depressed today…so I turned to my favorite source.
The Fearmongering in the Wellness Industry Has Gone Too Far
https://theeverygirl.com/wellness-industry-fear-mongering/
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AnUser
#158
As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.
Any takers?
He’s utilitarian, just like you @RapAdmin 
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RapAdmin
#159
This is about the funniest news I’ve seen in the past month… The Onion buying Infowars is the ultimate irony.
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ng0rge
#160
Couldn’t The Onion have bought the Daily Mail instead?
Doctor warns of rise in bizarre ‘winter penis’ which causes organ to shrink by up to 50 per cent - here’s how to avoid it
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14083517/winter-penis-man-erectile-dysfunction-doctor.html
‘Return to normalcy!’ Miss Universe fans stunned after biological woman wins beauty pageant
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This is what happens when you give out Rapamycin at too young an age!
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ng0rge
#163
Replace “rats” with “AI” and…bingo!
Oh, and here’s mine.
Finally, some good news…
Doctors say it’s fine to pee in the shower
https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/26/health/peeing-in-shower-wellness/index.html
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Beth
#166
Fun fact…
I know a guy who begged Kroc to open the first McDonald’s franchise in Canada… and this guy, in order to attract a more wholesome crowd (the bikers were scaring families away), became a clown. He didn’t talk because he was well known and he didn’t want people to recognize him…
And Ronald McDonald was born!!
His place was a huge success. He was called back to Chicago. Kroc gave him an offer he could NOT refuse and he sold it back to Kroc.
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The typical rapamycin user’s front yard this time of year
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Agetron
#170
The idea of snow moai is so simple and yet genius.
Makes me chuckle.
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And, in China, a popular new food truck (for non longevity enthusiasts):
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